Signs that u “might” be playin guild wars a lil too much:
You forget about traffic lights when ur driving and look for aggro bubbles instead.
You start dancing for no bloody reason. And every time u do, u keep lookin over ur head to see if a magical disco ball just appeared.
The term “thousand” has vanished from ur vocabulary only to be replaced with “K”.
U find it impossible to curse normally. Ur abuses have been grossly limited to terms like “noob” and “kurz-dick”. Even if u want to scream “FUCK!” all ur brain can come up with is “_ _ _ _”
U check how u look in the mirror and feel a twinge of sadness when u realize that u r not wearing a cape.
Labels like Levi’s, CK, Armani etc don’t make sense but terms like “15k primeval” do.
You wake up one morning to realize that u have straight guy friends that don’t mind being called maya, wanda and aurora.
