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Author: | Broly [ Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:25 pm ] |
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Bra Sizes Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes? A - Almost Boobs B - Barely there C - Can Do D - Damn good E - Enormous F - Fake ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking? They already have boyfriends. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? wave at him. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ what's the difference between a whore and a bitch? whore's f*** everyone at the party; bitches f*** everyone at the party except you. |
Author: | goremaster [ Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:53 am ] |
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More Jokes Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge ? when you pull your meat out of the fridge it does not fart Why do women paracutists always where tampons ? So they dont whistle on the way down BELOW IS BROLYS FAVORATE ONE What do you call a lesbian dinosour ? A Lickolotapuss Why did the man cross the road ? Cos his dick was stuck to the chicken What does an irshman do if a plane breaks down ? Gets out and pushes |
Author: | Broly [ Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:00 pm ] |
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More ... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Six stages of married life: 1: Tri-weekly 2: Try weekly 3: Try weakly 4. Try oysters 5: Try anything 6: Try to remember ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? No? Good! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
Author: | Pasi [ Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:15 am ] |
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Whts the name for the comedian in prison? SillyCon |
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